180 Hair Puns That Are Truly Hair-larious (2024)

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Two hairdressers I know just got married: they live in peace and hair-mony.

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When the professor stepped into our class, everyone noticed he is hair-larious comb-over.

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My date was canceled at the last minute, so now I’m all dressed up with no hair to go.

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My hairdresser is very good with her money, she always shaves some for later.

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You said I might know your hairdresser, but his name does not ring a gel.

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Have you come across people who are such perfectionists that to describe your hair, they need a big frocabulary.

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Why are hairdressers never late for work? They know all of the short cuts!

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Did you know Conan was a hairdresser? He was Conan the Barberarian.

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Who’s a hairdresser’s favorite musical artist? Hairry Styles.

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I spent months prep-hair-ing for the marathon.

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Why doesn't the moon shave? Because it waxes.

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What’s a bee’s favorite haircut? A buzzcut.

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What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get? The director's cut.

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If you want to groom a cat, you have to use a catacomb.

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They've made a spinoff of the 007 movies for hairdressers, it's called James Blond.

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My brother is about to cut your hair, so if I were you, I'd be hairy afraid!

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I've never done this hair cut before but I'll give it a curl.

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I have a lot on my plate, but I went to the hairdresser and just brushed my worries away.

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There was a really rude man in my hair salon today so I told him "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid I mustache you to leave."

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The hairdresser's client didn't come in for their haircut, but she wasn't upset because that shaved her a lot of time.

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My hairdresser is the funniest person I know, he's just so hair-larious.

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My hairdresser asked if I would donate my hair, but I think that's a wig ask.

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My hairdresser is the best there is, he's just a cut above the rest.

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Because her last client didn't show up, the hairdresser's day was cut short.

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Barbers also make excellent cab drivers, because they know every short cut in town.

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A hairdresser's favourite sport is curling.

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I need to go to the hairdresser's to catch some greys.

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The training week for hairdressers is called root camp.

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It's difficult to get an appointment with my hairdresser, her calendar is always full to the trim.

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I got married to my hairdresser; we are a match pomade in heaven.

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My hairdresser tried to blame everything on me but honestly, it takes two to tangle.

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Hairdressers have a yearly dance off called a flash bob.

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We had a hair cutting competition and I won, hair and square.

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Who wants their hair loose when they are dancing the tangle (tango).

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Because of her boss had a bad hair day, her day in the office was cut short.

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Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.

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If you can’t pull off a great hairstyle, consider shaving it off.

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If you attempt to remove the curls from your hair, you may end up fro straighted.

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Never start a fight with your hairdresser. It can turn out to be a hairy one.

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The beauty with stories is that when explaining hairy situations, you can always put in a twist.

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Most million-hairs made their wealth from deals cut on the real estate market.

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Wise people know how to spend their money. They always shave some for later.

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When my friend started to go bald, I tried not to laugh, but he looked hair-larious.

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My wavy hair will be offended if you don’t wave back.

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Another bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.

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My shoulders are throwing a party. They’re just waiting for my hair to arrive.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

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How do hairdressers travel? With United Hairlines.

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Where did the sheep get a hair cut? At the baa-baa shop.

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Someone stole my wig! That was a bald move.

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What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have? A boatee.

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I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied. It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.

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What kind of hair explodes? Bangs.

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What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair? Air conditioner.

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My wife hates the colour of her hair... she's dyeing to change it.

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Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers? Shear size.

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What helps a pirates hair grow? Aaarrrgan oil.

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I bought a wig for a dollar... It was a small price toupee.

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Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret? Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.

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What is a butchers favorite facial hair style? Mutton chops.

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What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears? Frosted tips.

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I tried everything to make my hair curly, but it didn't work - I was so fru-straight-ed!

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The accident was a really close shave, their lives could have been cut short.

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I know a few million-hairs who made their money by cutting very good deals.

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Hold on, this salon looks familiar - I think I've been hair before!

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I bought a pair of hair scissors, they were second hand but they are in tip top conditioner.

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My hairdresser almost got arrested, she had a brush with the law.

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I was in a hurry so my hairdresser had to do a bit of a brush job.

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I was in a relationship with a hairdresser but we broke up; I guess all good things must comb to an end.

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If I take you to the hairdresser with me, promise me you will beehive.

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My hairdresser cancelled my appointment today, she said she had a lot on her plait.

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Being a hairdresser is great, the job comes with amazing fringe benefits.

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My hairdresser is really mysterious and won't reveal any of his techniques: he keeps them under dreadlock and key.

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I really wanted to take the job as a hairdresser, but they just put in too many condition-ers.

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I can't fulfill my dream of becoming a hairdresser, because I have dye-betes.

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Hairdressers have good instincts, they can follow their cut.

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I've been to the hairdresser's and now I look very trim and proper.

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Don't get on the wrong side of my hairdresser, he can really hair a grudge.

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She just needs to come to perms with the fact that she has curly hair now.

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My last haircut will be a fringe, because I want to go out with a bang.

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Being a hairdresser is a good way to get rich quiff.

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This new series about haircuts it's so good, I've been fringe watching it.

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She came back with a perm: I was lost 'fro words.

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My hairdresser just asked me if I would like to comb over tonight.

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I love family get together events. They are always packed with hairlarious people who light my moments.

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Whatever you do, don’t DYE laughing at these puns. You have a life to go back to.

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Well, I don’t deny the fact that I have a knack for getting into hairy situations. However, how I pull through explains why I am a cut above the rest.

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On the dance floor, the revelers said to one another, ‘I think we are in a twist.’

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You cannot complain when your job gives you decent fringe benefits.

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The story goes that he was decapitated at the hairdresser.

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Everyone in the room said they would prefer dye-et cola.

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When the billboard was up that the salon next door was cutting prices, everybody flocked in there.

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To cut the long story short, he dyed.

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If you live down south and you really want a hairy drink, try the frizzy pop.

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The chief barber was the last to speak. He gave his cutting remarks.

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The blondes will never die, they only dye away!

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I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined fro’ternity.

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Do people who live near a beach have sandy and wavy hair?

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Couldn’t you see I was going bald? Not the shine from your head blinded me

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I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

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I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare.

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When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

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That’s where Jack and I were different, he would let his hair down, I just took mine off.

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He said that he would shave some ice cream for later.

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The best part of telling a story is that while narrating a hairy situation, you can always twist them.

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Let’s comp-hair the two and see which one is better.

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Would you be willing to s-hair?

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I took a photo of them while they were mid-hair.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

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With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.

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She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey. So I took a photo of her hair.

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What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair? A clipptomaniac!

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What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon? Curl up and dye.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo.

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I went for a walk to the hair salon, I needed a breath of fresh hair.

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I've got a bad haircut and do you know what, I could not hair less.

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I heard you're in distress because you got a bad haircut; don't worry, I always shave the day!

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I got a wild haircut this morning, just for the gel of it.

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I got some hair jewellery yesterday, because you know what they say, diamonds are a curl's best friend.

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What did the hairdresser say to someone attacking them? I'm too young to dye!

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When you're a hairdresser, the dye's the limit.

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My hairdresser tells me all these stories about the hairy situations she gets herself in, but I expect she always adds a twist for effect.

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You've worked so hard to be a hairdresser, I hope your labour bears root.

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I'm friends with a hairdresser, but it's difficult to have a proper conversation with him, because he always cuts them short.

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I opened up to my hairdresser, because you know what they say, a problem sheared is a problem halved.

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My hairdresser put way too much conditioner in my hair and now I look like a mousse.

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My hairdresser only ever writes with a bald point pen.

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My hairdresser was put in jail, because he was charged with hair-rassment.

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I was about to get a really crazy haircut, but I decided to mullet over first.

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All that glitters is not bald.

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I comb, I saw, I conquered.

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By not coming, he shaved me from lots of trouble.

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I am an optimist. Irrespective of how big a problem is, I straighten it out. Rest a-sheared.

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The difference between Caesar’s barber and circus master is that one is a shaving Roman while the other a raving snowman.

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The best way to avoid falling hair is to get out of the way.

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When I went for the interview, I honestly wanted the job. However, they later put in too many condition-ers.

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What a close shave it was, their lives could have been cut short.

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Everyone was sorry to learn that he had dye-betes.

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It always happens, no one is too young to dye.

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We interviewed all the former hair-force officers, and none made the cut for the job.

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All chess players love this one hairdo, the ponytail.

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Just when I thought I am going to dye, my hair started greying.

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He loved playing with scissors not for anything in particular, but for the shear fun of it.

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He came closer and told me, “I mustache you a question, but first I need to mullet over.”

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Mind if I comb over?

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If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?

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Wet hair I’ll be right back!

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In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

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I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.

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I hair what you’re saying but I don’t know that I agree.

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My hairdresser doesn’t cut my hair any longer. He cuts it shorter instead.

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A new hairdresser for angry gamers opened up in my town. It’s called ‘Dye Dye Dye!’.

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A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style. I’m dreading it.

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A few years ago, I asked the girl in the pet grooming shop out to dinner. She couldn’t make it though, she was washing her hare.

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What did the man have to do when he lost his wig? He had toupee for a new one.

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Shave the next dance for me.

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After a storm combs a calm.

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The teacher did not come. I got shaved from getting into trouble, because I could not do my homework.

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No matter how worst the problem is, she straightens them out keeping rest a-sheared.

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Our new professor was a hairlarious person.

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You have a fl-hair for photography.

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I was impressed by how friendly the cas-hair was.

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How does a lumberjack trim his beard? With a chinsaw.

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Why was the man with a beard in pain? Because he had a must ache.

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We were interviewing for the newest member of the hair force, but no one made the cut.

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Rest a sheared I will not cut your hair too short!

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No matter what the situation is with your hairdresser, I'm sure it can be straightened out.

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Every morning the hairdresser wakes up, bright and curly.

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When they opened the church, they couldn’t think of any better name than hairway to heaven.

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Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.

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Don’t swear at your hairpiece or you will have the devil toupee.

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Lady newscasters do their hair in a short wave.

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I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.

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The road to hell is shaved with good intentions.

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A rolling stone gathers no mousse.

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The movie had a hairy-tale ending.

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I am a queen crowned in my curls.

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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can’t; so I grew hair under my arms instead.

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My hairdresser asked me for a big favour, because he's in a tight cornrow right now.

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